jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
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this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
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m-eg:
i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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